{"title":"Rude Birthday Cards for Him","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the men in your life who'd cringe at anything soppy. These rude birthday cards for him are cheeky, sweary and properly funny, made to land with your boyfriend, husband, dad, brother or best mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePersonalise the inside, then send it to yourself or straight to his door. Want more? Browse all our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-birthday\"\u003erude birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e or our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rude-birthday-cards-for-her\"\u003erude birthday cards for her\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"happy-as-a-pig-in-shit-greetings-card","title":"Happy As A Pig In Shit - Rude Birthday Card for a Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy as a pig in shit. A rude birthday card for the friend who's easily pleased: give them a drink, a sofa and a takeaway and they're sorted. 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