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      Rude Birthday Cards for Him

      Rude birthday greeting card - bold funny A5 card
      Big C*** - Rude Birthday Card for Him
      £3.89
      Hope Your Birthday Is Shit Hot rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Hope Your Birthday Is Shit Hot - Rude Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Happy As A Pig In Shit rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Happy As A Pig In Shit - Rude Birthday Card for a Friend
      £3.89
      Getting Closer To The Good Parking Spaces funny birthday greeting card - A5 card
      Getting Closer To The Good Parking Spaces - A5 Funny Birthday Card
      £3.89
      You Have The Nicest Buns rude birthday greeting card - cheeky funny A5 card
      You Have The Nicest Buns - Cheeky Birthday Card for Partner
      £3.89
      Toilet Award rude birthday greeting card - funny toilet humour A5 card
      Toilet Award - Funny Birthday Card for Dad
      £3.89
      DILF rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card for him
      DILF - Rude Birthday Card for Dad
      £3.89
      Hot Piece Of Ass rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Hot Piece Of Ass - Rude Birthday Card for Partner
      £3.89
      Old As Fuck rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Old As F*** - Rude Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Holy Carp funny birthday greeting card - A5 card
      Holy Carp - Funny Fishing Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Mother Pugger Blue birthday greeting card - funny pug A5 card
      Mother Pugger (Blue) - Rude Pug Birthday Card for Him
      £3.89
      It's Your Birthday Let's Bang rude greeting card - funny A5 card
      It's Your Birthday Let's Bang - Rude Birthday Card for Partner
      £3.89
      Blow Me Birthday rude greeting card - funny pun A5 card
      Blow Me - Rude Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Plenty Of Sausage birthday greeting card - funny sausage dog A5 card
      Plenty Of Sausage - Rude Sausage Dog Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Holy S*** It's Your Birthday rude greeting card - funny A5 card
      Holy S*** It's Your Birthday - Rude Birthday Card
      £3.89
      No Fart Is Safe rude birthday greeting card - funny toilet humour A5 card
      No Fart Is Safe - Rude Birthday Card
      £3.89

      For the men in your life who'd cringe at anything soppy. These rude birthday cards for him are cheeky, sweary and properly funny, made to land with your boyfriend, husband, dad, brother or best mate.

      Personalise the inside, then send it to yourself or straight to his door. Want more? Browse all our rude birthday cards or our rude birthday cards for her.