Rude Birthday Cards
From slightly inappropriate to genuinely offensive, these rude birthday cards are for people who know the best card is the one nobody else would dare send. Sweary, cheeky, a little bit insulting and very, very funny.
Shopping for someone in particular? Try our rude birthday cards for her or rude birthday cards for him, or browse the whole naughty lot below.
Every card is a personalised A5 greeting card, designed by Laura and printed in the UK. Add your own message inside, then send it to yourself or straight to them. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.
Rude birthday cards for everyone who deserves one
There's a rude birthday card here for your best friend, your sister, your other half, your mum (yes, really) and the mate who'd be offended if you sent them anything polite. Choose from sweary slogans, cheeky innuendo and filthy jokes, from a gentle nudge to the properly outrageous.
- For her: prosecco, Aperol and big knickers. See our rude birthday cards for her.
- For him: innuendo he'll pretend not to find funny. See our rude birthday cards for him.
- For a big birthday: rude 30th, 40th and 50th cards in our milestone birthday cards.
What to write in a rude birthday card
A rude card deserves a rude message. Stuck for words? Our guide to rude birthday card messages has ideas for her, him, siblings and milestone birthdays, from mildly naughty to absolutely filthy.
How our rude birthday cards work
- Send to me: we post the card to you to sign and hand over.
- Send direct to them: add your message and we'll post it straight to the birthday girl or boy.
- Blank card: keep the inside empty and write it yourself.
UK cards are delivered in 1 to 2 days, and you get 10% off when you buy 4 cards or more.