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      Rude Birthday Cards

      Sorry This Card Is So Shit Temu birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Sorry This Card Is So Shit - A5 Funny Temu Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Off Our Tits On Aperol Spritz birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Off Our Tits On Aperol Spritz - A5 Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Rude birthday greeting card - bold funny A5 card
      Big C*** - Rude Birthday Card for Him
      £3.89
      MILF rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card for her
      MILF - Rude Birthday Card for Mum
      £3.89
      Mother Pugger rude birthday greeting card - funny pug A5 card
      Mother Pugger - Rude Pug Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Hope Your Birthday Is Shit Hot rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Hope Your Birthday Is Shit Hot - Rude Birthday Card
      £3.89
      More Only Grans Than Only Fans rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card for her
      More Only Grans Than Only Fans - A5 Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Sausage Fest rude birthday greeting card - funny sausage dog A5 card
      Sausage Fest - A5 Greeting Card
      £3.89
      Big Knickers rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card for her
      Big Knickers - Rude Birthday Card for Her
      £3.89
      Happy As A Pig In Shit rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Happy As A Pig In Shit - Rude Birthday Card for a Friend
      £3.89
      Getting Closer To The Good Parking Spaces funny birthday greeting card - A5 card
      Getting Closer To The Good Parking Spaces - A5 Funny Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Miriam Margolyes Chin Up Baps Out birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Chin Up Baps Out - A5 Miriam Margolyes Happy Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Get Your Boobies Out blue footed booby birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Get Your Boobies Out - A5 Blue Footed Booby Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Rude birthday greeting card - bold funny A5 card for her
      Hope Your Birthday Is Full Of D**** - Rude Birthday Card for Her
      £3.89
      You Have The Nicest Buns rude birthday greeting card - cheeky funny A5 card
      You Have The Nicest Buns - Cheeky Birthday Card for Partner
      £3.89
      Toilet Award rude birthday greeting card - funny toilet humour A5 card
      Toilet Award - Funny Birthday Card for Dad
      £3.89
      Happy Birthday R' Kid rude birthday greeting card - Northern funny A5 card
      Happy Birthday R' Kid - Funny Northern Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Happy Bidet rude birthday greeting card - funny toilet humour A5 card
      Happy Bidet - Funny Toilet Humour Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Hot Piece Of Ass rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Hot Piece Of Ass - Rude Birthday Card for Partner
      £3.89
      Have A Puggin' Wonderful Birthday greeting card - funny pug A5 card
      Have A Puggin' Wonderful Birthday - Funny Pug Birthday Card
      £3.89
      DILF rude birthday greeting card - funny A5 card for him
      DILF - Rude Birthday Card for Dad
      £3.89
      Your Birthday Makes January Less Shit greeting card - funny A5 card
      Your Birthday Makes January Less S*** - A5 Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Your Best Quality birthday greeting card - funny A5 card
      Your Best Quality - A5 Birthday Card
      £3.89
      Aging Like Someone With Kids funny birthday greeting card - A5 card Aging Like Someone With Kids funny birthday greeting card - A5 card
      Aging Like Someone With Kids - A5 Funny Birthday Card
      £3.89

      From slightly inappropriate to genuinely offensive, these rude birthday cards are for people who know the best card is the one nobody else would dare send. Sweary, cheeky, a little bit insulting and very, very funny.

      Shopping for someone in particular? Try our rude birthday cards for her or rude birthday cards for him, or browse the whole naughty lot below.

      Every card is a personalised A5 greeting card, designed by Laura and printed in the UK. Add your own message inside, then send it to yourself or straight to them. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.